For Steve

Apparently, I have fans.  Fans that love my desire to become Norm Abram's apprentice (or at least suck up to him as much as I can digitally).  So, I've combined two of my favorite activities: talking about Norm Abram, and making big dick jokes.  For the fans:

My dick is so big Norm Abram once asked it for woodworking tips.

Yes. Yes yes yes. YES!

I wish I had tools!

My little town...

I'd just like to share this article with the few readers I have.  I'm proud to say that these are the people I come from.  Slipknot and a mother selling her sons car because she found booze in it.  I come from a place where you'll learn your lesson, no matter the cost.