For Steve

Apparently, I have fans.  Fans that love my desire to become Norm Abram's apprentice (or at least suck up to him as much as I can digitally).  So, I've combined two of my favorite activities: talking about Norm Abram, and making big dick jokes.  For the fans:

My dick is so big Norm Abram once asked it for woodworking tips.

A night on the town

My new plan is to get Norm Abram drunk and teach him to talk like a gangsta.
"Hey Ian, look at all these hoes. I'd like to get in them dra's."
"Oh yeah, Norm. How much would you pay to get in those drawers?"
"A quahta'!"

Norm Abram's Eyes

Look deep within those beautiful eyes and just try to lie.