What waking up alone is like.

So, the big plan for tomorrow morning is to make up a big bowl (where the hell is my nice, big, black bowl?  Who took it when we moved?) of Cocoa Puffs and eat them slowly, creating a pool of semi-chocolately milk.  After that, I will have another bowl of cereal, but the second go-round will be Frosted Mini Wheats... in the chocolate milk... with a huge spoon for an optimum milk to mini wheat ratio.  Very cold orange juice would be good with this, but I think we're out right now.  Frosted glasses of orange juice.

Disses

One should probably never use the diss, "Your mama is so fat she far outweighs the evil humankind does to one another."  People don't really know how to take it.