Wednesday, September 26

{R.I.P.}

This can't be PC

Goals

Pretty much, right now, all I want to do is sit with a bunch of good ol' boys on some lawn chairs in a field at night within a circle of pick up trucks, drinking Busch Lights and laughing. Don't know why. Just have that urge.

Sunday, September 23

Throwdown

This might put me on the no fly list, but Bobby Flay is an asshole.

Women that make me married

Instead of my usual blog post of famous women I would want to date or know biblically, here's a list of quality women that have proven themselves in manner and mind over and over again. Future wives, please take notes.

Ani Difranco


Zooey Deschanel


Mary Jane Watson

Friday, September 21

I'm pleased to present...

I was just telling Martha, "Screw all these idiots dancing around to local music. Most of it blows ass, and the rest is done by people who suck and do it for no other reason than to make money. Those people blow ass by nature. I am really excited about one band from Holly Springs though. They're called New Artica. What a cool sound, and very good lyrics. Death Cab at seventeen lyrically, mixed with a remixed Postal Service/T-Pain vocal sound."

Hey, and they have banners too!

New Artica

missing

That point during a Farrago party when they would play "Pour Some Sugar On Me."

Wednesday, September 12

Giant's Message

Just thought I should share one of the best messages I've ever received. This is from a true brother.

"Peter Frampton is on the cd player and all I can think of is all the chicks that want to harvest your nuts and its hearty fluids."

Thanks Giant.

Graduation


Apparently Kanye, Dane, Talib and Ted are hanging out.

"I don't see why I need a stylist
When I shop so much I can speak Italian"
- Champion, Kanye West

Sunday, September 9

Job Prospect

So, there's a new job prospect. I'm not going to share what it is so I don't jinx it. I would kill to have this job, and I really hope they can see the good in me. Keep your fingers crossed, and hope that someday I tell you about what I'm doing for work these days.

Friday, September 7

9.6.07

Missing the ups and downs
of missing
are missing the missing
ups
and downs
are missing ups,
downs,
missing
The ups and missing downs
____

How long before it's just your
face, pleasant as always
Even yellow-toothed and
drug through shit
How long before it's your face
trapped behind these lashes?

Sunday, September 2

9.2.07

Let us
unattractively ride bikes
Our knees splayed to the winds of
the East & West
northwest southeast
As if rot had set in & the cure was
swift wind
As if sweat & determination ever cured
anything in the crotch
As if shrugging over the handlebars any more
could offer up the world
But just obsessing nulls the pain
ever so slightly
Clusters of chest hair billowing
from deeply cut wicking fabric
And we've given up nice asses on these
banana seat saddles

Waka Ron

Pluck these petals
Something for you