I'm pleased to present...

I was just telling Martha, "Screw all these idiots dancing around to local music. Most of it blows ass, and the rest is done by people who suck and do it for no other reason than to make money. Those people blow ass by nature. I am really excited about one band from Holly Springs though. They're called New Artica. What a cool sound, and very good lyrics. Death Cab at seventeen lyrically, mixed with a remixed Postal Service/T-Pain vocal sound."

Hey, and they have banners too!