Yes please.

Found these gummy candies at the Super Asian Market in Cary. I'm behind the times. I see them all the time, but never buy them. So, I finally broke down and bought some and they are delicious. Word of warning: don't buy the grape flavor unless you like medicine.

The cessation of summer thirst.

So, if you invite me to your house at some point this summer, and you want to offer me a drink, I'll say, "yes" to any of these delicious and refreshing beverages.

America... NO!

Seriously, America. You've been warned. The Europeans seem to get it. Occasionally you'll see one selling one of these damned things to an American and then turning and sniggering into their shirt sleeves. Here are some visual aids to help in the struggle to recognize stupidity. Keep your eyes peeled.

(No. You're not going to a formal event in a tuxedo kilt. The kilt, by itself, is formal enough.)

(You're not fixing much if you're dressing in this. Maybe you're wallpapering.)

(Classic. Cargo pockets. Seriously!)

(Not really jeans. Try going into a bar in Texas looking like this. Please.)

(If I see your junk while I'm working out in the gym you'd better pray the 'roid rage doesn't kick in.)