VXY 8582

Hey!  Dumb bitch driving the Mazda Protege, license plate number VXY 8582.  Yeah.  You, driving in the far left lane really slowly.  I know you didn't see me yelling at you or pointing or motioning for you to get over because you were off in your own little world.  The left lane is for adults that want to drive faster.  You weren't passing anyone, and yes, that is why it's called the "Passing Lane."  Maybe they don't teach that at State.