Friday, December 3

Eat fresh, bitch.

This goes out to the lady at Subway attempting to order a veggie sub.  First off, you're fifty some years old.  How have you never been to a Subway restaurant before?  Secondly, those are vegetables.  Just because they aren't the ones you want doesn't give you carte blanche to berate the sandwich artist in front of other customers.  And what kind of vegetables do you put on your sandwiches at home?  I've looked through their selection and Subway has so many options that there are vegetables I wouldn't put on a sandwich ever.  Next time you want a sandwich, take your attitude and cankles to Harris Teeter and pick out the ingredients you want.

Sincerely,
Ian

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