My dick is so big it has tolls.

My dick is so big it has fatty nubbins.

My dick is so big it has 5.1 surround sound.

My dick is so big OSHA has handling guidelines for it.

My dick is so big it goes to Chick-fil-A to eat on Sundays.

For Steve

Apparently, I have fans.  Fans that love my desire to become Norm Abram's apprentice (or at least suck up to him as much as I can digitally).  So, I've combined two of my favorite activities: talking about Norm Abram, and making big dick jokes.  For the fans:

My dick is so big Norm Abram once asked it for woodworking tips.