My friend Matt who's been my boy practically since I moved here is going out to get his mom a computer so she can hook up with family through e-mail and such. You know, cruise the interweb and all that you do. He's just going to go out and do this. Buy a computer. I'm excited to have a job. Well, a couple of jobs to be fair. This American Airlines thing, and the substitute teaching, and tutoring eventually. I'm excited to be able to pay for my girlfriend again because, as much as I'm for women's rights and all, we still live in the south and if I can't pay when we go out in a group, people look at me with these wandering eyes. Eyes that wander to my crotch and wonder how I lost my penis. Well, no more. Soon enough, I'll have all that stuff that makes me grown up. All that stuff I've been waiting for for so long! Car, job, girlfriend, friends to do stuff with, vacations, old college friends again!
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